Rules about this award:
1.You must brag about it
2.You must include the name of the blogger who bestowed the award on you and link back to the blogger
3.You must choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including bloggers who have no idea who you are because you don’t have seven friends (lol).
4.Show the seven random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with Honest Weblog. Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon.
5.List at least ten (10) honest things about yourself. Then pass it on!
1) I fantasize about being with a white boy. I find some white men so attractive and imagine what it'll fill like running my hand through their hair. I like blonde guys with wavy hair. I especially like the blonde-hazel eyes combo. It's sad because when I was 'seeing' this one white guy, I felt no physical attraction towards him whatsoever. He was fun to talk to & we hung out A LOT but there just wasn't anything there. Oh well, there goes my 1st confession.
2) I have only been to 1 country in Africa (Nigeria), yet some people refer to me as 'The Africa Expert'. I take the compliment most times but I usually wonder, like seriously people, read a book, surf the web, or read the news sometime & maybe you'll learn a thing or two about Africa. And the strangest thing about this label is that it has come from fellow Nigerians! Like, are you kidding me? you don't know where Central African Republic is? No? Ok, how about looking at the friggin centre of the map, eh?! LOL. Anyway...Africa is a big place, I didn't expect you to know that Egypt wasn't in central africa!
3) I can't speak french to save my life, but I can pretend to know what you're saying if you speak to me in french. Ask me how I do it? I have no clue. I guess I've just been lucky and it wasn't a matter of life & death. For example, if I was in a situation where my Father was being auctioned at a market - I'd be there sheepishly nodding and saying "qui qui, incroyable!" I wouldn't have any clue that they were selling my Daddy.
4) My mind often wanders when people are talking to me. It's not like I do it on purpose or that they're talking nonsense. It's just...well, frankly I have no interest in what they're saying. If I am that bored to the point that while you speak to me I zone out; then you must be saying something really boring. I pride myself in being an attentive listener but for real, please help me out too! Talk about something less drone-like. Like how you saw a man with a blue shirt by the bus stop and how you kept thinking the shirt reminded you of your neighbour who lived across from your apt. 2 years ago. Umm...I don't
5) I am secretly digusted with wild raunchy sex. Yes, you heard me right. I don't like the idea of someone raining beads of sweat down on me. I think it's yucky & animalistic. I will not tolerate your sweat on my face. No! I don't sweat like that so neither should you. Learn to control your sweat glands for pete's sake.
6) I am claustrophobic. If I get on a bus/train that is crowded - I feel slightly tense. There are so many people, so many potential germs! I hold my breath & wait till the feeling subsides.
7) I am a germaphobe {you knew this was coming after that claustrophobia biznizz}. I am a 'Bleach Girl'. I will bleach everything in my house clean from kitchen counters to door handles. There will be no hiding place for germs in my home!
8) I
9) This meme is taking too long to complete.
10) I think I'm the sh!t 4real. Boys wanna do me, girls wanna be me, everybody loves me! Haha, who am I kidding, I'm that bitch. That bitch you hate on, that bitch your man will fall in love with, that bitch who you always knew YOU would become. LOL...I kid, I kid. I'm that girl your mom encouraged you to befriend, because she got As & had a clean reputation. But the real question is: who am I? that's the secret I'll never tell...
xo Anya
P.S: I'm supposed to tag 7 other bloggers in this meme, so if you're reading this - consider yourself TAGGED!
P.P.S: I tag
Temite
RocNaija
Solo
Bastille of Beauty
Bibi
Funms
Tininu
30 comments:
Hmmm....is this the same as the honesty meme thingy?
yay i got tagged!!!.....lol
lol @ raunchy sex..... and i thought i was d only one who fantasised about having some cream in my coffee.....
LMAO...ur somn else babe...
hehehehe...I remember when as a kid I used to fantasize abt being a white boy...long hair and shit...
germaphobe? slightly!
Lol.. So your house is a hard place to visit then..
I'll have to dress up in anti-bomb squad suit..!
And I take it you haven't really had sex in Nigeria then? Considering your abhorrence for all things sweaty..
Hmm.. So that's four tags.. three to go.. I just might do this someday ;-)
Control your sweat glands? Lol!
Feeling you on the claustrophobia, germophobia and the procrasination. I have a major document to deliver today and I am still dillydallying on the internet!
you hate raunchy sex???
White boys...hmmmm prefer mixed race myself...
I feel you on the raunchy sex thing...Meanwhile I'm a germophobe toooooo...Omg see how I carry Lysol and hand sanitizer around as if my life depends on it...
lol..u r one interesting character..
ive also had the white boy fantasy..
lol @ 2 & 3
@ 4..i do that too..an opportunity to fantasize..ahhhh.. ;)
lol @ 10
interestin!
You bleach everything; that must take a lot of your time.
interesting revelations.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO.....awwwwww my word, a girl after my own heart, i share your sentiment jare about the heavy sweating, but the raunchy bit doesn't have to be removed from the equation entirely.hehehehe. and the french one had me laffin, six yrs of taking "advanced" classes, and u can be bargaining for the prize of my whole family and i will just be nodding and saying "oui oui"...lol
and cheers for crusing by my comment box dear.
I hate sex talk. i prefer to do it than talk about it.... anyway, if you are posting any blog this week, be very careful when you click “SEND”or your blog might disappear and you lose your post. The internet will be down many times and at different times this week. The Internet Reboot - SitePoint announced that there will be an Internet reboot many times this week at every 11:59UTC. As they put it, “People forget that the Internet has been running continuously since the 1970s. This reboot will provide greater stability for years to come. We’re also hoping it will result in fewer viagra and scam messages.”
You cheated on no 9 and how on earth could you hate raunchy sex and pull off understanding french? Only you o Anya.
Germaphobe? Now, dat's scary...
I'm another germophobe too. I wash before and after the restroom sometimes then use had sanitizer even after washing sometimes.
I also get the 'Miss Africa' tag and I've only been in Nigeria oh! most of what I know is BBC gist and secondary school history class. It pisses me off when Nigerians don't know more than their independence and have the guts to complain about the country.
Lol at only speaking French to save your life.
I think my mind wander too when people are talking to me but I am dealing with it better now
interesting....
You should definitely take a trip to a few more African countries. I have only been to Nigeria (obviously), Benin, Ivory Coast and Ghana, sadly. I can't wait to visit Ethiopia, Senegal, Gambia, Egypt and anywhere else I get to visit.
Take care!
I definately feel you on the white boy thing. While I fantasize about being with em, when I was with one something was missing. There's just something about a black man's swag I love...
Hi AnyaPosh. Was searching the lists of people who like fantasy and your Avatar and profile caught my attention. So I thought I would take a visit.
"Learn to control your sweat glands for pete's sake."
I loved this! Made me laugh. Hope you meant it as funny.
Have a great day!
LOL... This is interesting. Just stumbled across the blog by the way. Great job.
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hahaha! A blonde guy. That's weird! I don't really liek blonde guys. They seem too good to be true! :( I like that you can at least pretend. I'm hopeless!
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This was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thank you for the laughs. I heart you.
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lol u so wrong on many levels
I feel you on the sweat !!!. Nothing more irritating.
LOOL wow you would like to be a white boy hehehe ...nice
omg I hate french as well
your so lucky you can understand at least
LOL @ raunchy sex!
This was one of the best honest scrap awards I've ever read.
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